autobiography
My name is Frederick William Victor Albert, born in 27 January 1859. I was raised from infancy in a wealthy family, with many royal relatives such as grandma Victoria I was destined to be an Emperor. At the young age of six i was mentored by and heavily influenced by the 39-year old teacher Georg Hinzpeter.As I grew of age and assumed the throne of Germany in 1888, my first act was to dismiss that old man Bismarck. As Chancellor of Germany I decided we should usher into an age of foreign affairs and by that I mean kill everybody I hate and cause chaos and destruction all over Europe. My boy Austria-Hungary had its archduke killed,Ferdinand, so I told Austria-Hungary to get payback against those serbs. Then those @$#* Russians had to join the war, just more body bag we had to pile up. By the start of War my job had become more and more insignificant, this was most likely because of that stupid interview they had me take. They gave me jobs that an educated military genius and royal man of my stature was made to do, hand out trophies and hold ceremonies. Many people called me an ineffective leader that had no concern for the people. After the tides of war turned and we lost I was abdicated (what were they thinking I was an awesome leader). From there I fled to the Netherlands, but i guess its all cool because the burning bush (weed) is legal there. After losing my first wife, Augusta, I remarried to Hermione. She stayed with me till my death. However before I died I tried to make a come back and join Adolf Hitler in Germany, I was a pretty big fan of what he was doing (unfortunately he couldn't say the same about me) and want the chance to reclaim my title of King of Prussia. I died in 1941 of pulmonary embolus, I was aged at 82 years old.
Achievements:
-I was the Emperor of Germany for around 30 years. I held to titles that mean fairly the same thing, that being King of Prussia and Chancellor of Germany.
-I guess you could call me a ladies man, i mean I had like 2 wives
-Father of 7 children
-Alma mater of University of Bonn
-I consider the German navy one of my greatest accomplishments, It was so large and grand that it could rival that of the British and the French. Especially the U-boats, which are like submarines.
-Not really sure if this is an accomplishment or something I should be ashamed of but I was the Last emperor of Germany.
Setbacks:
-I was seen as emotional unstable, but then again who isn't these days.
-The Daily Telegraph, I was required to do an interview for an english paper. I came in trying to set together an english-German relationship, and came out pissing off just about all major powers of the world. #YOLO
-My abdication was a...slight setback. I was forced to exile to the Netherlands, and strip of all my titles. After all i did for them like: show no regard for the citizen of Germany, or instigate WW1 and lose, or the Moroccan Crisis.
-I was the Emperor of Germany for around 30 years. I held to titles that mean fairly the same thing, that being King of Prussia and Chancellor of Germany.
-I guess you could call me a ladies man, i mean I had like 2 wives
-Father of 7 children
-Alma mater of University of Bonn
-I consider the German navy one of my greatest accomplishments, It was so large and grand that it could rival that of the British and the French. Especially the U-boats, which are like submarines.
-Not really sure if this is an accomplishment or something I should be ashamed of but I was the Last emperor of Germany.
Setbacks:
-I was seen as emotional unstable, but then again who isn't these days.
-The Daily Telegraph, I was required to do an interview for an english paper. I came in trying to set together an english-German relationship, and came out pissing off just about all major powers of the world. #YOLO
-My abdication was a...slight setback. I was forced to exile to the Netherlands, and strip of all my titles. After all i did for them like: show no regard for the citizen of Germany, or instigate WW1 and lose, or the Moroccan Crisis.